Do what Thou Wilt Shall Be Da Whole Of Da Phunk, My Brutha

[vaxjedi]

Crowley was a phunk mage. He was the shizzit of da wizzits.

Magus: I call upon the power of Mich-ae-el, cuz he's one bad mutha...
Acolytes: Shut your mouth.
Magus: Just calling upom Mike.
Acolytes: We can dig it. So mote it be.

Who's the sex machine with all the chicks? ALIESTER!
Damn right. (Ya know, Zeus was da pimp.)

Sorors and Fraters, da hardest working magus in show business, James Brown!
Say it loud, I'm a black magician and I'm proud!

"I am the Jesus of kaballah, the earl of Enochian, the Jesse Jackson of the Tree of Life."

And remember, Goddess got back.
Aww yeah.

So Mote it be, Motherfucker.

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