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Truly, nerd-core rap has arrived.
The Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia
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Merry Christmas, If That's Okay
from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Let us all now sing our praises to the Lord today!
Although you may not share our beliefs system
Which is perfectly OKAY

Maybe you worship an abstract being that is kind of vague
Or maybe you just worship a guy who's name is Greg

Perhaps your religion doesn't include a time called 'Lent'
But whatever your religion is, we support you 100 percent!

So sit around the fire
And have a chestnut roast
Or raise a glass in toast
To Happy Days' Donnie Most!

But if you prefer to eat Indian food on Christmas Day
I can only shrug my shoulders and say "Namaste"

Personally I prefer
Turkey, gravy and salad
But let's never forget
All cultures are valid!

So let's have peace on earth and cut out all the bull. (Moooooooo!)
Let's have a holiday season that's multi-cultural.
If there's one point we'd like to make
With this festive holiday song
It's that Christmas comes
Just once a year
So for a few days
For crying out loud!
Can we all just get along?!?
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So my manager sends out an email to all the peopel on my level, asking for comments for yearly reviews of technicians with a list of names attached. My name is on the list, since my review was due in Feb. and hasn't been done yet (and they have to get it done before I leave). So here are the comments I submitted on myself:
Scott is one of the most valuable people on the team. Several times, he's worked behind the scenes to defend Adobe from a conspiracy of meglomaniacal aliens with oddly out-of-place British accents. His expertise with Framemaker and Howling Monkey Kung Fu have allowed him to fend off espionage attempts by Quark's team of genetically-enhanced ninja warriors. At least once, he's stopped assassination plots targetting The Chad [one of the managers] using his amazing psychic abilities. He represented Adobe and Stream versus Iron Chef Chinese Chen Kenichi, proving that his cuisine reigned supreme in the Salmon Roe battle with salmon roe and potato noodles with shrimp and a dipping sauce, salmon and salmon roe matsumae-yaki style (baked in a seaweed wrapper) and taraba crab with vinegared ikura garnish served in an ice bowl.

So yeah, he deserves a 15% raise and a trip to the Bahamas.
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So I made a quiz!

Are you enlightened?

Pass it around to everyone you know, because that makes me feel loved!
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Crowley was a phunk mage. He was the shizzit of da wizzits.

Invoke your groove thang. )

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